In order to distract from the usual political doom and gloom around this blog, I've created some Mayan Apocalypse Betting Scenarios to liven the mood:
This is all a big fuss over nothing 1:1
Pakistan and India just couldn't get their shit together for another year 4:1
Somebody falls asleep on the button at an army base 6:1
Riots. Always with the riots 7:1
Polar shifts. Haven't you been watching doomsday peppers? 10:1
The south finally rises again. But this time, they have nukes 20:1
The Qur'an burning pastor from Florida takes a tour of the middle east 50:1
Same thing as above, but he also has Pamela Geller with him 100:1
Y2K, but 12 years late 1000:1
Felix Bumgartner's sonic boom finally reaches earth. Can you say new grand canyon? 9,001:1
Aliens 10,000:1
Honey Boo Boo, Snooki, and Kim Kardashian All go to collect their nobel prizes. The combined intelligence in the room causes the earth to explode 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000:1
Have a great new year, and be sure to pick up the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, in case you really do need to flee earth. Happy holidays!
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