Right in the childhood

Lobby, Lobby, Lobby, Get your access here.
(Sung to the tune of Lolly, Lolly, Lolly. My deepest apologies to School House Rock)

CHORUS:
Lobby lobby lobby
get your access here.

got right left and center
giving access here.

pay us lots of money
and will make it absolutely clear
you'll be a good guy on Capitol hill

VERSE:
Pair it with a contract
it's how much you bid.

Several small tax loopholes
it's how much you hid

dont forget the latin
there's Pro Quo and Quid

but wait there's more...

How, where or when
Conditions and reason

these questions are answered
when you use a law firm.

CHORUS:

Lobby lobby lobby

get your access here.

got right left and center

giving access here.

pay us lots of money

and will make it absolutely clear

you'll be a good guy on Capitol hill.

ANNOUNCER:

Come on down to lobby's

where the senators go dirt cheap

(Lobby, Lobby, Lobby)

representatives too...

(Lobby, Lobby, Lobby)

Great bargains here for you...

Indubitably